Location Details:

From:  Barrio Planas Bridge at Porac River

To:      Planas 

Via:     Sweet Crystals Sugar Mill, Katutubo Village    

Time:  4Hrs 35Mins                                  Distance: 18kms                       Total Kms to Date: 819    

Hare:  Single Malt                  

Comments: Hashers who are familiar with the Bridge to Nowhere must now adjust to a new phenomena-Bob Smith’s hikes to nowhere. Like the Duke of York, Sado-Masochist marched his men to the top of the hill, and marched them down again. Time constraints, undergrowth and mud induced by an afternoon shower made further progress impossible. To make matters worse, SM left behind I.M. who had to wait for his girlfriend of the day, Jenny and Wrong Way, whose bowel pressure overruled his desire to preserve a clean environment. All three promptly got lost delaying departure from Planas. Still to be fair, the trail and scenery were good in parts and everyone seemed to enjoy themselves. WC and Cherry Godfather missed the on-home dinner preferring instead to watch the girls in the Las Vegas. This was just as well, since Bottomless Pit and Crap Head got there first and proceeded to eat nine of the twelve meals provided, leaving a few scraps to give the remaining diners an inkling of how good it must have been.         I.M.      

Siesta Time For Induces

Crispin And Proposition.